This rap song tells the narrative of the story the WCRG competition host told through the themes he chose each week. It includes "Wily Stage 2" from Mega Man 3 on the NES/Famicom.
lyrics
Galaxy Man in the house
with the Robot Master Royalty
bringing it real smooth
I'm baaaack
hey!
weren't expecting this were ya??
put on your dancin shoes!
CHORUS
so battles come and battles go
this one I'll remember
how'd we make it this far, don't know
I sure hope I don't lose my nerve
now all these things have come to pass
and they won't fall in line
I know I'll be the one to last
I just hope I don't lose my mind
VERSE
listen to me now, it's you know who
beats so phat, you can't use a spoon
serve it up right, keepin it smooth
with a brand new taste for you to chew
bringin back the groove for round number 2
never thought the end would come so soon
when this started, I never knew
about how much I didn't have a clue
left the house for a newfound freedom
fightin with the mouse from the magic kingdom
all the different planets, I got to see them
now I'm back where I came from
tell you bout them all as we go along
a diff'rent story with each part of this song
but before all that, let's hit pause
to catch my breath - this level is long...
CHORUS
so battles come and battles go
this one I'll remember
how'd we make it this far, don't know
I sure hope I don't lose my nerve
now all these things have come to pass
and they won't fall in line
I know I'll be the one to last
I just hope I don't lose my mind
VERSE
"when you wish upon a star"
no one's nose could stretch that far
for all the lies they're putting forth
all it's about is Wily's forts
a business deal too good to ignore
but man, it hurts, and what a chore!
it's fine fightin villains, that's what they're for
but 101 dalmations is all-out war!
first we got the candle for fireballs
then we were climbing Moliarty's walls
most of our time was in the duck universe
never thought I'd have to fight Duckworth!
in the end, victory was won
they lost Pochohantas and Mulan
don't think anybody's really gone
be a DVD sequel before too long
BRIDGE
so right now, we're near the home stretch
a bit more to go, can't give up yet
99 reasons to make me fret
but ain't a single one gonna make me sweat
...it's cause I'm a robot... get it?
lot of shots fired and I ain't through yet
it'll go down an historical event
cause when we've won, it'll be "item get!"
VERSE
now we're at story part 2, 2nd half
wound up fightin' in a cosmic death match
but even then, it couldn't last
no way Wily's plans'd come to pass
Mercury first, with all his mood swings
Venus next, who really brought the heat
then our own Earth, which was so bittersweet
next was Mars with his blushing red cheeks
Uranus and Neptune had cold things to say
Saturn's rings just got in my way
the Sun and Jupiter were full of hot air
and Pluto's not a planet anymore - don't go there
now I've always loved outer space
so I never thought I'd get such planetary hate
each and every one came to put me in my place
woulda been the big bang if not for my mates
CHORUS
so battles come and battles go
this one I'll remember
how'd we make it this far, don't know
I sure hope I don't lose my nerve
now all these things have come to pass
and they won't fall in line
I know I'll be the one to last
I just hope I don't lose my mind
that's my story
what, you want to you know about the name?
if you've heard my stuff from last year you might know
see ya!